Note: there's a sleeping puppy draped across my left arm so there might be lots o' typos.
I got my wand and sorted a few days ago but I've just gotten around to writing about it until now.
I was sorted into Ravenclaw \o/-yay!
I'm soooooooooo happy.
I got a lot of this-or-that questions. There was like, moon or stars? Black or white? and I was like "Cryyyy I don't knowwww" so I really had no idea what the hell I was gonna be sorted as.
Let's talk about my
It's 10 1/4 inches
like my dick.
Dragon core: As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner.
The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.
A very unusual wand wood, which I have found creates tricky wands that often refuse to produce magic for any but their owner, and also withhold their best effects from all but those most gifted. This sensitivity renders them difficult to place, and I keep only a small stock for those witches or wizards of sufficient subtlety, for acacia is not suited to what is commonly known as ‘bangs-and-smells’ magic. When well-matched, an acacia wand matches any for power, though it is often underrated due to the peculiarity of its temperament.
Quite bendy, which means the bastard is fickle.
My wand is like a Starburst, a contradiction. The wood refuses to produce magic for anyone other than the owner but the core will change allegiance THE FUCK.
LII WHAT ARE ALL THESE WORDS I DIDNT READ THEM IM LAZY: IMMA JK ROLLING PIN APPOINTED RAVENCLAW, MY WAND IS QUITE BENDY AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR USERNAME SO I CAN PRETEND TO HAVE FRIENDS WHILST BEING A WIZARD
Stranger: Erik? Are you there?
Stranger: Yes, hello my friend
Stranger: It seems like so long since last we met
You: I'm sorry. I've been busy.
You: With... stuff.
You: *looks away dramatically*
Stranger: *looks away* yes.. I've heard... Your "Brotherhood"
You: I'm sorry. I would've invited you to join my Brotherhood but that would've made us... incest.
Stranger: *laughs despite himself* Trying to lighten the mood I see. You know there are far more reasons why I couldn't join you, Erik
You: You could do it, Charles.
You: You are your only obstacle.
Stranger: I can't take take a life so easily Erik. You know that. I can't be apart of what you have started
You: It's all for the greater good, Charles.
You: The sooner you realize that, the better.
You: We need to stick together.
You: Or die alone.
Stranger: Greater good for what, Erik? The world or you? You're becoming the very thing you grew up despising.
You: Don't question my motives, Charles.
You: I do it for everyone who is LIKE US.
Stranger: By exterminating another species? Doesn't that sound a bit too familiar, my friend? *asks gently*
You: If we don't strike first, they will! And they greatly outnumber us. We have to protect ourselves while we can.
Stranger: You are only proving their fears, Erik! You are showing them that they have reason to hate us!
You: The hate was already there!
You: and it will always be there!
Stranger: Not if we show them that they have nothing to fear! *sighs and shakes his head* It is clear we are not going to change the other's mind... We have had this argument countless times before and it has led us nowhere.
You: It's only a matter of time before they attack. And I hope you don't go down a martyr, my dear friend.
You: But I obviously can't convince you to join me.
Stranger: I have my X-Men to protect the innocent. I have no fear, Erik. *voice turns softer* I do miss you, however. It's strange not having you or Raven at the mansion.
You: Your X-Men will go down. You think they aren't coming up with ways to neutralize us? You think everything will end up okay>?
You: This isn't a fairy tale, Charles.
You: There will be deaths. Many deaths. I'm doing all I can to insure that the deaths aren't among us mutants.
Stranger: By causing death to innocents? The men woman and children who have done nothing wrong do not deserve death any more than us, Erik!
You: I am not out to kill the innocents!
Stranger: But you will, Erik! Your plans are no better than those that killed so many when you were a child
You: DON'T BRING THAT UP CHARLES.
You: You underestimate me.
Stranger: *Keeps his voice level* I am simply stating a fact, my friend. You will cause genocide, and then you will be no better than the man who you so despise
You: I see your opinion of me is low.
You: And I wonder what I ever did to deserve that.
Stranger: *shakes his head* It's not Erik. I'm trying to stop you now, before you reach the inevitable... Before you become the man that you don't even realize you're turning into...
You: Thank you for the concern, Charles. But I don't need you to mother me.
You: I know what I'm doing.
You: And if you aren't with me... then I guess you're against me.
You: Good bye.
Stranger: I will do all i can to stop you... But you will always be my dearest friend... goodbye, Erik...
You have disconnected.