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♕ Lii
15 May 2020 @ 10:51 pm


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Hi hello!
Welcome <3

all right all right all right
how do people do this introduction thing without sounding stupid idek but we're gonna wing it
okokokok
so my name is Lii
its like Bruce Lee but without all the punching
im this small person thing from wisconsin and i like to talk
like
a lot
like i can literally talk for hours omg its ridiculous

mostly this journal is for flailing about things i like
like
batman and harry potter (im a ravenclaw) and supernatural
and disney and ONE DIRECTION IM OBSESSED OK I KNOW I NEED HELP BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE
and doctor who (more crying than flailing lets be real) and gilmore girls
and pretty little liars and once upon a time
and theres a lot more that i can't think of

and i also talk about life
because my life is rad
and also really obnoxious
like
a soap opera
basically

if i ever met the genie of the lamp
one of my wishes would be
to be able to shoot glitter
from my hands
glitter everywhere
A L W A Y S

i like happy people!
i like being optimistic because theres so much negativity and hate in the world
and im not here for that tbh
i use twitter a lot so sometimes i type like a caveman
by sometimes
i mean all the times

CAPSLOCK IS A FREQUENT VISITOR HERE
IN FACT
CAPSLOCK HAS ITS OWN ROOM AND CLOSET


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♕ Lii
06 January 2012 @ 08:07 pm
This is what my hair looks like right now:



It's yellow in some parts because it's fading.
Sadface.
I'm gonna dye it blonde in the summer and once my roots start coming in, a dark blue or purple and let that grow out and go back to my natural colour.
 
 
♕ Lii
03 January 2012 @ 05:56 pm
Your results:
You are Tinker Bell

Tinker Bell
99%
Donald Duck
95%
Megara
93%
Peter Pan
93%
Pongo/Roger
92%
Terk
90%
Esmeralda
86%
Tigger
85%
Stitch
85%
Baloo
79%
You are very passionate but only about one thing at a time. Your manner could be naughty and reckless at one moment and then charming and appealing at the next.


Click here to take the Disney Personality Test

(This is the top 10 matches out of a possible 62 Disney characters)


I wish I would've gotten Stitch. Then I could lick my own eyeballs and other people's eyeballs probably because I'm actually a salamander.
 
 
♕ Lii
30 November 2011 @ 10:51 pm

I WANT IT NOW
LIKE FIFTY INCHES
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

 
 
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The bottom eyelash was so painful to remove. It made my eye water but I MUST SUFFER FOR MY ART 
also sorry if this kills your flist
:D
 
 
 
♕ Lii
31 October 2011 @ 11:55 pm

Bowser as CatBatDog.

Double Bowser all the way across the sky in his chicken costume.

I spent all day watching the Halloween movies and putting various things on Bowser's head and dressing him up.

Also. I just got back from trick or treating because I'll never be too old for free candy. I dressed up as a lamb.

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♕ Lii
Note: there's a sleeping puppy draped across my left arm so there might be lots o' typos.

I got my wand and sorted a few days ago but I've just gotten around to writing about it until now.

I was sorted into Ravenclaw \o/-yay!
I'm soooooooooo happy.
I got a lot of this-or-that questions. There was like, moon or stars? Black or white? and I was like "Cryyyy I don't knowwww" so I really had no idea what the hell I was gonna be sorted as.

Let's talk about my wang wand.

It's 10 1/4 inches like my dick.
Dragon core: As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner.
The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.

Acacia wood.:
A very unusual wand wood, which I have found creates tricky wands that often refuse to produce magic for any but their owner, and also withhold their best effects from all but those most gifted. This sensitivity renders them difficult to place, and I keep only a small stock for those witches or wizards of sufficient subtlety, for acacia is not suited to what is commonly known as ‘bangs-and-smells’ magic. When well-matched, an acacia wand matches any for power, though it is often underrated due to the peculiarity of its temperament.
Quite bendy, which means the bastard is fickle.

My wand is like a Starburst, a contradiction. The wood refuses to produce magic for anyone other than the owner but the core will change allegiance THE FUCK.


LII WHAT ARE ALL THESE WORDS I DIDNT READ THEM IM LAZY: IMMA JK ROLLING PIN APPOINTED RAVENCLAW, MY WAND IS QUITE BENDY AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR USERNAME SO I CAN PRETEND TO HAVE FRIENDS WHILST BEING A WIZARD

 
 
♕ Lii
14 August 2011 @ 12:41 am
Stranger: Erik? Are you there?
You: CHARLES?
Stranger: Yes, hello my friend
Stranger: It seems like so long since last we met
You: I'm sorry. I've been busy.
You: With... stuff.
You: *looks away dramatically*
Stranger: *looks away* yes.. I've heard... Your "Brotherhood"
You: I'm sorry. I would've invited you to join my Brotherhood but that would've made us... incest.
Stranger: *laughs despite himself* Trying to lighten the mood I see. You know there are far more reasons why I couldn't join you, Erik
You: You could do it, Charles.
You: You are your only obstacle.
Stranger: I can't take take a life so easily Erik. You know that. I can't be apart of what you have started
You: It's all for the greater good, Charles.
You: The sooner you realize that, the better.
You: We need to stick together.
You: Or die alone.
Stranger: Greater good for what, Erik? The world or you? You're becoming the very thing you grew up despising.
You: Don't question my motives, Charles.
You: I do it for everyone who is LIKE US.
Stranger: By exterminating another species? Doesn't that sound a bit too familiar, my friend? *asks gently*
You: If we don't strike first, they will! And they greatly outnumber us. We have to protect ourselves while we can.
Stranger: You are only proving their fears, Erik! You are showing them that they have reason to hate us!
You: The hate was already there!
You: and it will always be there!
Stranger: Not if we show them that they have nothing to fear! *sighs and shakes his head* It is clear we are not going to change the other's mind... We have had this argument countless times before and it has led us nowhere.
You: It's only a matter of time before they attack. And I hope you don't go down a martyr, my dear friend.
You: But I obviously can't convince you to join me.
Stranger: I have my X-Men to protect the innocent. I have no fear, Erik. *voice turns softer* I do miss you, however. It's strange not having you or Raven at the mansion.
You: Your X-Men will go down. You think they aren't coming up with ways to neutralize us? You think everything will end up okay>?
You: This isn't a fairy tale, Charles.
You: There will be deaths. Many deaths. I'm doing all I can to insure that the deaths aren't among us mutants.
Stranger: By causing death to innocents? The men woman and children who have done nothing wrong do not deserve death any more than us, Erik!
You: I am not out to kill the innocents!
Stranger: But you will, Erik! Your plans are no better than those that killed so many when you were a child
You: DON'T BRING THAT UP CHARLES.
You: You underestimate me.
Stranger: *Keeps his voice level* I am simply stating a fact, my friend. You will cause genocide, and then you will be no better than the man who you so despise
You: I see your opinion of me is low.
You: And I wonder what I ever did to deserve that.
Stranger: *shakes his head* It's not Erik. I'm trying to stop you now, before you reach the inevitable... Before you become the man that you don't even realize you're turning into...
You: Thank you for the concern, Charles. But I don't need you to mother me.
You: I know what I'm doing.
You: And if you aren't with me... then I guess you're against me.
You: Good bye.
Stranger: I will do all i can to stop you... But you will always be my dearest friend... goodbye, Erik...
You have disconnected.
 
 
♕ Lii
19 June 2011 @ 04:21 pm

Bowtie, plaid & argyle.

:)))

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♕ Lii
21 April 2011 @ 11:54 am